wake up time

[cardinalsinned]

[ This is probably the second worst way to wake up, in a hospital bed with Juan there watching. ]

What... happened to me?

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[foundjuanting]

I mean even after this. You will scowl and snap at me later in the hospital, and find new ways to keep me from this peace, but you rage because you have not yet found a way to control this.

[maleborgia]

I will yell at you because I wish to and because you frustrate me by forcing me to take such steps. *off the phone, pulling Juan up* Come, we are going outside.

[foundjuanting]

[Leaning on, it might be more like a hug really]

So you say brother, though I do not know how far my legs will take me.

[maleborgia]

Then we shall have to be expedient. It's a shame that Turnbull never installed an elevator in here.

[foundjuanting]

Truly it is.

[Down the stairs and towards the door and- oh. Yeah about there his legs give.]

Rest a moment, I need to catch my breath.

[maleborgia]

*letting him down--not that he has much choice in the matter--, checking the time on his phone*

[foundjuanting]

[Okay cool awesome, just gonna close his eyes for a moment...]

[maleborgia]

*glances over, grabbing his ear and twisting it*

That's enough. Come. *yanking up*

[foundjuanting]

[Yeah making an already unwell Borgia dizzy and sick might not have been the best plan. On the other hand that's less wine to digest

O-okay he can do this, really.]

[maleborgia]

*dragging you outside, pretty much just dropping you on the front step. he vanishes back inside for a moment, then is back, closing the door quietly behind him.*

[foundjuanting]

[FIEN, I WILL JUST SLEEP OUT HERE. >/]

[maleborgia]

*whatever, you're getting picked up in a minute or so anyway, I'm just here to make sure that you don't choke until then.*

[foundjuanting]

[MAN SOME TIME LATER WE ARE GOING TO LAUGH AND LAAAAUGH.

Like hopefully soon, after he wakes up and past the part where everything hurts. Jesus christ where's the call button.]

[maleborgia]

*not here.

what did you expect?*

[foundjuanting]

[...

OH THANK GOD. Bullet dodged, now to only... fake being asleep around him. Forever.

Fuck.]

[maleborgia]

*ha ha ha you know he'd just lecture you anyway

or ignore you, which do you prefer?*

[foundjuanting]

[Right now? Ignoring.

Okay so. Let's try to use this IV stand to paddle the bed into another room-

Oh. Right. The breaks are engaged. Yeah that would make sense.]

[maleborgia]

*leaning in your doorway*

You look like an idiot. Put that down before you hurt yourself.

[foundjuanting]

You must admit that I had few options.

[Fffffffff?]

[maleborgia]

*gesturing. down, down. stop that.*

You could have waited here like a normal person instead of coming up with your own... What were you even trying to do?

[foundjuanting]

Make it to another room before you returned.

[maleborgia]

By paddling.

[foundjuanting]

I needed to bring this with me, and I can not leave the bed. Were I even able to do such a thing, the pain would keep me from walking far. My body is in utter revolt.

[maleborgia]

Then stay put. *closing the door, taking a seat in the chair next to your bed* How many times have you wound up in the hospital now, Juan?

[foundjuanting]

I believe five, I may be miscounting.